Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I found out why I couldn't properly breathe nor sleep for the past 2 days. I'm allergic to the new kitty litter. This is the special litter I had to buy because my snowflake cat is allergic to all the other brands. FML
Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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DiversityHD 16
And here i am, closing the door of my room for 2 minutes to force my cat to love me.
socialproduct 19
I can understand how insects can sneak there way inside, but how does a whole cat "inexplicably" get into your home?
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Comments (45)
williamcarter93 13
Keep putting it out? Close your door when you sleep?
DiversityHD 16
And here i am, closing the door of my room for 2 minutes to force my cat to love me.
TheHeirofTime 19
I love how you specified a whole cat. Not a half cat or a 3/4 cat. A full cat. I'm not trying to be an asshole I just found that funny
domolovesyoshi 33
Wrong guy, mate
anyagrande 31
And hugging them while they are desperately trying to get away from you because you want them to love you so badly
BestOrginalName 22
Lol. I'm on the same boat as you, #2. Need a little bit of love from those furry creatures. :(
middlenamefrank 8
Dude, if you've ever known a cat, you'd know that they're like adolescent children. The more you press them about something, the more they're gonna rebel. If you want your cat to love you, ignore him. Completely. Don't talk to him, don't look at him, don't acknowledge him. Lie down on the floor (that's huge -- when you're on their scale, you're not intimidating) and watch tv for a while, ignoring him all the while. Eventually he'll come sniffing around, and then you can gently, in a non-intimidating, non-clingy way, pet him. Cats hate clingers more than just about anything else in this world.
sutima 23
*hugs* I know the feeling...
socialproduct 19
I can understand how insects can sneak there way inside, but how does a whole cat "inexplicably" get into your home?
MrConfusion 21
Who said it was a WHOLE cat?
wheresmymary 22
Opposed to half a cat?
ThunderLightTSV 31
A whole cat? What, do cat limbs mysteriously make their way into YOUR home, too?
xo_rilee 13
Not only are many cats remarkably smart but they can fit through anywhere that is wider than their head because they do not have collarbones and really flexible spines so OP might think the house is secure but the cat has clearly found a way
shannon.elizabeth 13
common misconception they do have collarbones! they just have a free-floating clavicle unlike the way humans collarbones are connected
Batfan94 3
Cats are mostly liquid.
rockeditionbarbi 14
Can this cat open doors and windows too? If it was that bad you'd do something to prevent it. YDI.
alexjoseph5575 18
Does that mean they mastered automatic?
lavieestbelle_fml 11
given the low security levels in your house you can consider yourself lucky that it was only a cat that made its way in and not a burglar...
Mynamewontfi 40
It was a cat burglar.
FuckThisLogin 32
How could you miss that opportunity?
Elban 20
Suck it up and buy some meds to get over the allergy and enjoy the companionship that life has offered you or chase it off. Being as how you wrote this as an fml I think you should get the meds and learn stuff
Cynakill 11
What if he's not a cat person?
ollygollymolly 6
Close your doors and windows??
AwkwardBookworm 27
You could set up cameras around your house to try and figure out how it's getting in?
RabbitOfAurora 28
*____* This would be a drem come true for me! Fortunately I already have a darling cat that sleep with me like this!
freddygasman 18
Really, my cat was an asshole and tried to literally smother me every chance she got by trying to sleep on my face after I would fall asleep. I guess I was the lucky one to get the super clingy psycho murderous cat.
kpoakes 20
Cat burglar?