Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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perdix 31
Maybe if you two would get off your computers and **** more, you'd both be happier.
sassypants93 17
Thanks, I fry :)
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Comments (68)
bri_bri2013 0
I'm so sorry. it's seems to me that he doesn't deserve u
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
You mad bro? You mad?
Elenachka 0
let's do it, BWill
reaaga 0
delete his blog and suck his dick, problem solved :)
ladyluck82 9
WOW! For a second, I thought I might have written this in my sleep. Lmao. The EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME! Only, when I found the blog (these were Myspace days) he accused me of 'snooping' and then yelled out "I WANT A DIVORCE!" We had JUST celebrated our ONE year anniversary, and the night prior, he was making love, cuddling with me and telling me how much he loves me...I left his sorry ass! Some gfsaxcgbn are such douchebags....annc
ladyluck82 9
WOW! For a second, I thought I might have written this in my sleep. Lmao. The EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME! Only, when I found the blog (these were Myspace days) he accused me of 'snooping' and then yelled out "I WANT A DIVORCE!" We had JUST celebrated our ONE year anniversary, and the night prior, he was making love, cuddling with me and telling me how much he loves me...I left his sorry ass! Some gfsaxcgbn are such douchebags....annc
ladyluck82 9
Sorry about the end...I meant "some guys are such douchebags" Any REAL men out there? lol
Ketchup_Castle 30
I hope you weren't expecting a bunch of nice things about you and then reading that.
Federgirl 19
omg that's awful!!! I'm sooo sorry!
alex_jaguara 33
Remind him why he proposed to you.