Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Maybe if you two would get off your computers and **** more, you'd both be happier.
sassypants93 17
Thanks, I fry :)
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Comments (68)
blaze013008 0
ouch! ya know what this calls for? ladies night! go out and get revenge! make him think u could careless then see how unhappy he is
chillinAK 9
Does everyone have a blog now? Wow, the age of personal information is everywhere. No wonder identity theft is at an all time high. OP, start your own blog and complain about no matter what you do you can't keep him happy. Or you could just talk to him, without a computer between you. Or a phone. Or iPad.
blaze013008 0
sounds to me like this guy is a doucher! i mean what kinda guy goes behind ur back and complains about his wife like that? tell him to keep his cum dumpster closed from now on...or should i say keep his dick rubbers off the keyboard
txgirl2013 14
Bash him on Facebook...no one probably reads his blog
bharted85 7
She meant to say *VOWS
denisa_fml 5
What a pimp
itzdeity 0
time to make him happy or get a divorce, either way he's a coward or immature for blogging about it and not talking to you
LipstickLullabie_fml 1
your husband's a little bitch.
BrooklynGenius 0
I agree, he should've dumped her ass
olpally 33
more like fhl cuz u arent listening to him in the first place... thats why he got a blog... its your fault op.... not his...pay more attention to your husband ydi...
Elenachka 0
I'm going to go out on a limb, here...you're single, aren't you?
olpally 33
just bury my comment then... yes i am :(
BWill9014 4
You're right... let's all just get married and then divorce our partner because it's just too damn "hard" to be committed to one person... you're idiot dude... don't get married if you can't handle it... it's that simple... but don't encourage others to divorce their partner just because you suck at commitment... amazing how selfish people can be