Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Ewwwwwww
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
jimbop
Canada
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Anonymous
Grossed out
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Top comments
illmatic2 16
Too much tongue?
Crowcaller 5
yummy
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Comments (323)
derkaderk 1
ewwwwwwwwww that's really gross. but it wasn't her fault
evanizle 0
it's a joke and it's a cover up with a gf** why r u hiding ur face? r u ugly? poor you.
Rheannon 0
77 looks like a girl. :) jk
KILLALITRO 0
nice 100
usmcbunny 0
I've had a girl queef in my mouth, and I've discovered yeast infections while giving that same girl head. As repayment, I burp in her mouth when she kisses me. We have a fun relationship!
Erindub 0
I threw up on my BF twice in the past 3 weeks. Get over it.
marinus_fml 20
hahah whats with the hating? I'm not 'hiding' my face lol! why are you hiding your back? probably because you realize you ain't got shit if someone looks at you from behind. you'll just look malnourished, and scrawny. I'm finished arguing with you since you cannot even spell simple words like 'you'
Schizomaniac 24
Dude, 98, that guy is like 10000x more ripped than you. You look like a malnourished ghost. Just saying.
HeroOfMi 0
98's pic is prolly fake. I can kinda sense when one is. >:| and last time I didn't trust that sense, somebody found the person's pic on photobucket. so I'm trusting the sense. >:| oh yeah >:|
nmsm 1
where're my comments?
Ju99ernaut94 0
Sure were you frenchin the chick from the exorcist ? lol jk