Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Ewwwwwww
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
jimbop
Canada
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Anonymous
Grossed out
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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illmatic2 16
Too much tongue?
Crowcaller 5
yummy
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Comments (323)
FFML_314 12
Congratulations OP! You should be happy that in less then a year, you will have a screaming, pooping, vomiting, crying, bundle of joy.
tinybear93 0
why is that an fml? yummy.
sleekRelease 0
it's been posted before
asid14 0
that's discusting
exotramp 5
Op,do you brush your teeth enough?
skroal 7
YDI for kissing your girlfriend. She threw up in your mouth.
theAnimalsPain 10
wow...maybb u had badd breath
Minastands4mean 0
that's gross! I feel bad for you...
SaraN29 6
I hope ur not dating her cuz that just gross ew :(
TheComputerGuy96 16
2 girls 1 cup!!!
Star16 0
Geez, you must be a bad kisser for her to throw up in your mouth..either that or she is sick.. whatever you want to believe. either way, FYL.
mamah_fml 0
go brush