Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Ewwwwwww
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
jimbop
Canada
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Anonymous
Grossed out
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Top comments
illmatic2 16
Too much tongue?
Crowcaller 5
yummy
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Comments (323)
princessDee 0
tats nasty,,but mayb she didn't feel it?? then tats too bad:(
bauerd 0
senior photo? rather risqué for a yearbook.
princessDee 0
no??I was in Joshua tree wit some friends at a house haha:))
KiddNYC1O 22
also, marinus should stay out of sun often. bad tan lol
helloheart0777 0
agreed, i mean if I threw up in my bf mouth, I'd feel so embarrassed. and if he was truly a good bf he would comfort me to not make me feel as bad...but on the other hand that's is extremely disgusting>:p
princessDee 0
I know ppl said to dump her!!! if they r in love then somethin like tat shouldn't break them apart:(it just happens!!
marinus_fml 20
123- no offense taken :)
Schizomaniac 24
Am I person 2?
evanizle 0
fml is full of haters. :/
Sarah__Louise 0
id also be sick
emos_need_love 0
was she drunk..?
Schizomaniac 24
Dude, people do not hate on people who have nothing to hate on. Advice: Do not post pictures of yourself without a shirt on if you have nothing to show off.
marinus_fml 20
130 - welcome to Australia :D you can't stay out of the sun :-/