Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Ewwwwwww
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
jimbop
Canada
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Anonymous
Grossed out
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Top comments
illmatic2 16
Too much tongue?
Crowcaller 5
yummy
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Comments (323)
Ancarnia 0
You should return the favor.
illmatic2 16
Too much tongue?
mick3yx123x 0
www that's really gross but I hope you tried to make her feel better after; it's not her fault.
mick3yx123x 0
ewww
ProBakes 0
You should have swallowed it, that way next time you can tell her to swallow ;)
ITrollYourFail 0
Thank you, Stan.
chelsey76 6
Thank god SOMEONE said it! :)
rampersaud 10
I'm not the only one. Good
dominicanchick27 0
eww that is disgusting how many times did u have to brush ur mouth b4 da taste came out. eww
C6Racer 0
wwoooww, no comment
ProBakes 0
Actually, you did comment
hug_the_wall 0
saying that was pointless. because you did comment.. I am being captain obvious... Disregard.
ProBakes 0
that's what I said
kimmberlyann 0
what does ydi and op mean?
Primus_fml 0
Optimus Prime and.. Someone else can tell her YDI.
illmatic2 16
op= oily pop and ydi= you dumb idiot.
Norther 1
hehe, you're not the first to write the wrong stuff there ;-) OP= original poster YDI= You deservd it
Primus_fml 0
Dammit Norther you're no fun!
kimmberlyann 0
oily pop?? wtf does that mean and i thot so for ydi(: haha thnxx(:
uhazsquiads 0
number 40 ruined it T_T
kimmberlyann 0
well whos right!? haha
illmatic2 16
It's a new flavor. You should try it sometime. Delicious.
kimmberlyann 0
haha no thanx im good :p
illmatic2 16
I am right. And you really should try it. It's not that bad.
kimmberlyann 0
is it rele a kind of pop???
illmatic2 16
Yeah go to safeway and ask for it.
kimmberlyann 0
theres no safe way around here haha i rele dont believe you
illmatic2 16
Maybe your local groceries store does. Ask around.
kimmberlyann 0
ah no thanks sounds gross anyways haha
Ali_Br_fml 33
wow, you've never been to a Safeway? really? Wow... idk what to say. Ollie pops rock!!! man, I wish I could go 2 Safeway right now 4 sum (yeah, I never buy just 1. someone always wants the 1 I get & I don't share Ollie pops.)
Ali_Br_fml 33
damn, I hate my iPod and its stupid autocorrect. i meant oily pop. now it gives me a hard time when I wanna write its as possessive & changes it to it's. srsly??? ok... I love my iPod, I just don't always love autocorrect. and oily pop isn't a bad flavor. It's pretty nice once u get over the weird name.
Ali_Br_fml 33
I wonder why some ppl call it pop... I never called it that except 4 the oily pop. It's an acquired taste tho. is it only down south that u call it pop? and how do u make it pleural? I feel like I say it wrong whenever I order... :-/
doorfloor 0
chunky
SpaceMannn 0
i sure hope you didn't enjoy that and kept on kissing her.