Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
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heythere131630 9
Poor guy just couldn't handle your sexiness.
perdix 31
Don't take it personally. The chances are pretty good that a boy in drama club wouldn't want to kiss any girl. It might help if you grew in your 'stache ;)
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Comments (111)
Gabilliam 19
Tic tacs maybe?
limitedition 25
Maybe has a jealous gf that made his life hell for that scene.
myFaceYourFace 1
Hahaha
Dcm210 19
Maybe the director should remove the asshole.
morgiepuff 14
Maybe he likes you too and he's just incredibly shy, or feels uncomfortable with the physical aspect of it. Who knows, something may have happened in his past that even a kiss could trigger.
KiddNYC1O 22
Easy on the onion rings!
perdix 31
Tell them your interests are material stiffness and the theory of lubricity, and they'll probably **** in their pants.
Rukkus92 16
How rude, he could have at least asked the director in private or at the end rather than infront of you. That said, maybe girls aren't his thing.
Mandeeplease 6
That's when you say, "Thank God I don't have to kiss HIM again" to his face. Jerk.
Epikouros 32
It wouldn't be drama club without drama...