Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
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heythere131630 9
Poor guy just couldn't handle your sexiness.
perdix 31
Don't take it personally. The chances are pretty good that a boy in drama club wouldn't want to kiss any girl. It might help if you grew in your 'stache ;)
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Comments (111)
shadowsorel 15
I hope they cut HIM out of the play. He seemed like a jackass.
cheekyterier 13
he could just be gay
sickandsexified 7
If he had a crush on her, wouldn't it make sense that he'd want the scene?? Looks like op is 18 so if the guy doesn't want to kiss her, she's either beat or he's gay.
Apostle123 2
Or he doesn't want to kiss a ugly hairy nasty girl
9inchesSoft 11
Or he could have a girlfriend and not feel comfortable kissing someone else while he is dating her.
ninjadinos 14
Psh, well then he is obviously not a good actor! Anyone on theater knows that kissing is just an essential part of the show!
ninjadinos 14
*in
Pandacupcakelove 26
That was rude of him! Maybe he's just not comfortable kissing people on stage?
Enslaved 38
It might not have anything to do with you. Maybe he was just concerned that his girlfriend would be in the audience and get jealous over the acting scene.
plaguer 26
If I were him and worried my significant other would get jealous, I'd have said something/quit before the kiss. Maybe OP just wasn't a good kisser, no big deal. I don't think it makes the guy an asshole either.
perdix 31
It have to do with the fact that you were humping his leg during the kiss. Some guys don't go for that!
WitchyWife667 5
Wait! They don't? Well that explains a lot!
Rosie_Posie43 12
Weird. Kissing in any school play has never been allowed in any of the schools I've attended. Maybe so no ones feelings get hurt
Hannahbanana95 8
Aww:(
ElatedEarthling 15
Maybe he knew that kissing you in front of a large crowd again would make him too nervous. Or maybe you should check your breath... :p
Meow_Bitches 7
Don't take it personally, some guys just don't want to kiss infront of the public!
greeneyebeauty9 28
maybe females just aren't his thing.