Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML
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Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even my wet dreams are about doing it solo. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
16 and a virgin. Not really sure what I'm missing, and I don't particularly care at the moment. Hahaha.
cmac86 24
I guess it sucks for me. I'm 23 and still a virgin (im a guy, btw)
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Comments (24)
Slightlybent 3
I'm 22 and my first and last time was when I was 16. someone shoot me!
ldssoccer15 0
Sucks
chattysoul890 18
isnt that just trying to make it sound shorter when its a year and 3 months?
ugotpwnednoob 0
there went the rest of ur self esteem
isallwaysme 27
OP, at least you've had it before :(
RebeccaRFT 18
And why tf is that such a big deal
disasterlydeed 26
I'm 21 and still a virgin so that must explain everything lol
okamiyazaki 8
You're better off, trust me. I have much greater respect for people who rarely have sex or haven't had it in years than for people who constantly sleep around.