Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML
Today, I got fired from the job I've only had for a week. Between paying for a physical, my own background check and uniforms, I paid more money to start working there than I'll get from my one and only paycheck. FML
Today, I finished my project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work to do. FML
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, I worked for 4 hours and made $28.00. I have $1500 of bills coming due soon. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
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bettyc4 26
I'll send you some XD
pm_sky 0
fast food restaurants to restock
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Comments (157)
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
The age old struggle.
Wangan_Warrior 9
I think it's time to resort to the old shit n shower. And for all of those that don't know that doesn't involve ******** in the shower
FurryRocks 10
You are bi but you have such nice boobs
RussianFox 13
This is not a Dating site.
TPSerigne 9
Creeper, no creeping...
silentbutfunny 0
38 furry animal fetish?
hurrican_fml 0
That would mean a higher water bill.
JohhnyKeroscene 2
try going 2 months while looking for a job and no assistance xD costco for the win :3 toilet paper from there last forever cuz you can make a fort with the amount you get for the price bahahahah
ScarletBloom 14
If you have no money to buy food, you can't shit. Settled.
Colbertrox811 5
Yet you have Internet.....w
mieks 18
Maybe he is using his neighbour's wifi, or a public computer?
Xomgbb 4
and you can still find the means to post self sorrow filled messages using a phone or computer.
ssnowywinter 0
It's not like the second he loses his job his computer/phone and his Internet.
ssnowywinter 0
automatically disappears* early post, oops.
Enslaved 38
I think we have all had tough times at some point in our lives. Hope things get better for you soon.
perdix 31
That's so nice and caring and supportive. Are you feeling well?
USMC_Cpl 5
Just do what the Arabs do and use your left hand.
soccerdude79 0
You can always use leaves
Darwin03 1
Yeah, ok. First you need to prioritize. Then you need to do the shit and shower. Then you need to go to the unemployment office, unless your one of the lowlifes that actually just quit his job and claims to have gotten fired. In which case just lay down on some railroad tracks.