Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML
Today, I got fired from the job I've only had for a week. Between paying for a physical, my own background check and uniforms, I paid more money to start working there than I'll get from my one and only paycheck. FML
Today, I finished my project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work to do. FML
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, I worked for 4 hours and made $28.00. I have $1500 of bills coming due soon. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
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bettyc4 26
I'll send you some XD
pm_sky 0
fast food restaurants to restock
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Comments (157)
CFish123 1
that's when you bring a big purse to mcdonalds.........
nrwl_30 17
Use a spotted owl! lol
pillou32 0
never mind stealing from anywhere..it's time to get back up and stop feeling sorry for yourself be proud and get a job!
husky22 0
use the neighbors?
thepirate19 3
Get a job I don't feel like paying for your stuff
CorpLaw77 3
and the 1% have enough money that they could use a few bucks to wipe their asses with :-p
clynn14 3
Maybe you should sell the piece of technology you had to use to post this and buy some more. And hit up a McDonalds or something! There's jobs. Just don't be picky and keep your head up, and work hard!
mama2b3 20
Watch Step Brothers, you'll know what to do.
alinka_fml 0
you can always wash your ass, you know
cb1209 2
Well if u have no money for TP then u have no money for food. So no food equals no poop. Problem solved. Your welcome