Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML
Today, I got fired from the job I've only had for a week. Between paying for a physical, my own background check and uniforms, I paid more money to start working there than I'll get from my one and only paycheck. FML
Today, I finished my project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work to do. FML
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, I worked for 4 hours and made $28.00. I have $1500 of bills coming due soon. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
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Top comments
bettyc4 26
I'll send you some XD
pm_sky 0
fast food restaurants to restock
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Comments (157)
guiltySnake 16
I find this extremely funny. Just saiyan
Fmy_life2012 0
Reminds me of Step Brothers when Brenan uses the bathroom mat and water to clean his ass xD
C94_ 0
use news paper
greendpop 3
That's when u get rid of your phone/computer
TrippingOnAcid 29
Looks like you'll be stealing them from public loos in the futurÉ
Blue329 15
Only thing left now is your hand to use.
randome101 12
Time to walk to the nearest fast food place to, go.
legendof90 14
But your able to access this?
amitilin 11
wiping is overrated!