Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years cheated on me. His reason? "You were flirting with me for a whole year before us when you had a whole boyfriend at the time. How do I know you aren't a cheater?" His further reasoning was that at least if I cheated on him, he'd have a reason to stay with me. FML
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I looked at my boyfriend of four years's phone. He may not be cheating, but he was trying, and got shot down five times by three different women. Pathetic. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
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Top comments
Doribella98 14
Hey OP, at least he thinks you're the most beautiful of all those girls in town :)
Welshite 40
At least he's loyal and honest; very good qualities in a partner.
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Comments (137)
cognauticcreix 9
Why is anyone defending this guy? What ass says something like that to their girlfriend?
CharresBarkrey 16
Someone whose girlfriend asks such a stupid question, in such a stupid way.
slingo234 12
Love the title I'd be single again too
journeytotheend 16
Just think... You are from that town!
xmaximusx 12
**** if he does ****** if he doesnt
wanderingshopper 13
I think, in his boorish brain, he was trying to impress to you that you are the only woman he wants; therefore none of the other women are even allowed to be pretty. A compliment (admittedly a bad one) and reassurance that you're the only one for him.
mfayem 15
You asked a joking question and got a joking reply. I fail to see the fml here.
mfayem 15
You asked a joking question and got a joking reply. What exactly is wrong?
Iniezian 18
Wow, no wonder you're "single once again" (according to your name), you take everything harshly. Good luck finding a guy who does everything right.
Merylwen 24
I did find one, so I'm sure OP can.
f4cetious 2
I don't think you understand what happened here. What OP's bf said was a lot different than something like answering "yes" when your gf asks if these jeans make her look fat. It's not like he f*cked up and "gave the wrong answer" so to speak, it's that the answer he gave implies that he really doesn't give a much of a crap about her and would cheat on her without a second thought if he got a chance. Being with someone who genuinely likes or wants to be faithful to you is a reasonable expectation in a relationship, not a demand for "perfection".
U_GotitDude 18
Thats good...
panda_lou 11
So in that town he isn't cheating? What about the neighboring ones? And why did you leave the room?