Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
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boundbytheanimus 9
It's weird that upon first meeting you he'd inquire about your relationship with your friend anyway.
chickenflem 8
Taken aback you should have asked him when last he got his eyes checked out ;)
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Comments (218)
goodgood_fml 5
Don't feel bad, OP. People ask if I'm lez because I've never been married. Just bite your tongue, be nice and smile. No matter how bad you want to say 'ask your man'....
TheNinjaBacon 8
So u weren't a lesbian but now u r? Cuz u said that "i WASNT a lesbian" soooo
TheNinjaBacon 8
So u weren't a lesbian but now u r? Cuz u said that "i WASNT a lesbian" soooo
bobberto 0
And that's why males can't be choir teachers
GimmeFive 10
Being a male has nothing to do with ur ability to tell who's which gender
_OutOfLuck_ 2
That is a highly ineffective thing to do. Why, just the the other day I was kicked in the lady parts* and it hurt. It hurt so very much. * A more delicate way of saying ******
GimmeFive 10
Did ya smack him?
Funny14u 0
I have been told that i look like a guy... Oh wait, i am one
uhnevermind 24
I've been mistaken for a girl before. I'm a guy. I was even smacked on the ass once. It was weird.
Jamialia 5
If you stated you aren't a lesbian, that would insinuate you are female. Males are not lesbians.
jc95sd 3
Hell, I'm even confused!!!