Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
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Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
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Top comments
zip2014 0
Hahahaha I'm Asian & I find this hilarious!!
salvorican 24
Wow.. At least she didn't insist on calling him Jackie Chan
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Comments (45)
heyy17 10
Probably not gonna be her boyfriend much longer
ChantelRenaeee 0
I hate racists. punch her in the face for me please?!?
ImAHomosexual 0
There's actually people from Asia? I thought there was only Asians.....
rattusrattus 19
Maybe its a ploy to prevent you from ever having a boyfriend. Or your mum is racist/dumb/older than Finland. Or both. Anyway, FYL, and best of luck to you and Kevin.
peacelovepugs 7
this fml is so fake
promarkchris 6
does he like ping pong?
Carrie-ann Nicholls 9
I know that feeling. my mum always said 'hows Mr. Chinky'. His name is Graeme