Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Them damn trees, always in the way!
Freeze_fml 17
Uh, what? It clearly says 'hen'.
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Comments (53)
QueenOfStars 0
lol awesome
Sekococo 0
19 same stituation excpt its how i met my ex grandmother jk or am i ?
me_myself 0
bahaha bummer...
astro2 0
lol, now your dad knows your bf PLOWS his little girl everyday just like how PLOWED into that tree XD
FCChelsea 3
How is this an FML?
jyd62 0
snickerdoodles is a hottie!!!!!
afarr 0
peeeeeeeeeeeeedooooooooo. Just saying, i know who's got Squirrel Aids. Just Sayin'
alexandraa_fml 0
Seven out of every ten people agree that it was a pine that that people run into the most. The pine is known to make a subdued humming sound which lures in its victims slowly. After years of experiencing these red perriphereal soundwaves your car uncontrollably swerves and collides with the tree. The more you know. Its quite simple really.
amatayo 0
I remember when I hit my first tree. Red wood, it was twenty if not two feet high. Almost flipped over my tonka truck. :( I mad it out fine but GI Joe :_( he could never use his kung Fu grip again. Yeah he was the same but Barbie just stop coming around.
music_METAL 0
lol that's funny.
blastvortex 4
I've heard worse... next!
BranBran650 0
Fagg !!