Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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bittersweet818 0
it's more like your cat's FML "Today i was dying and i was trying to say goodbye to my owner, she just ignored me. FML"
emxblue 0
that's horrible. poor cat.
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Comments (495)
iaintgonnatellu 0
your cat kill himself lol. ydi
MelanieP_fml 0
poor kitty. :( Was it, like, meowing in a "i'm hurt" way, or a "pay attention to me" way. If, "I'm hurt" ydi for being an asshole and ignoring your animals.
Subtext 10
Except for the fact that cats usually don't meow if they are actually hurt or sick, there's no difference between a "I'm hungry", "I'm bored" or "Open the ******* door, bitch!" meow. (Incessant) Meowing is how cats "try" to communicate with humans because they are intelligent enough to get that most of us don't understand their body language.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Subtext, you obviously have no cat. And if you do, I fear for them, as you obviously have no understanding of them whatsoever.
cucumberfabulous 7
No, he's pretty right. I had a 16 year old cat that was very sick, but when she meowed it still sounded pretty much the same when she always meowed for food.. so you really can't tell......
bosshaug 0
This has got to be fake
Neoswords 0
Maybe the gangster cats got him?I just know that there is gangster cats.
imakepurplesnow 0
Just think, if you hadn't ignored the kitty, it likely would have died in your arms. That's much much more upsetting than finding him/ her dead later.
Chr0nicdreamz 0
you are a dumb shit.
BadOwner 0
not to be stereotype, but that type of thing only happens in DC.
Boxingsweets 0
IDC what others say, YDI. >:| Don't be taking your kitty for granted, Jerk. DX
epicwinmaster 0
the cat deserved it. watch all of the PETA supporters complain..... lulz
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Watch you being an ass, you mean. I hate PETA, and still think OP and you are insensitive.
Emma_91 0
Fail troll is...win.. O_O
Hockeymaniac 0
I can't believe u killed ur own cat... sort of at least
Neoswords 0
again,quoted from heavy weapons guy."Maybe.Maybe."
psyx 0
I very much dislike cats.