Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
L0lCney tells us more.
L0lCney 0
He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
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GermanKat 1
er-what??
venusvsmars 2
what a creep.
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kirakira333 0
are you sure he was pretending???
cowonfire 0
umm I think this is a lie
cerberus_fml 0
wtf random? but honestly what an asshole
couny343 1
to save his embarrasment he tried to rape you?
ctgirl12345 0
i'm not sure you should like him anymore if in order tobsave embarresment he tried to rape you. sorry =[
ambrz 0
whaaaaaaaat?
lonewolfxxx 0
what a charmer.
Sekococo 0
the awesome song date rape came to my head and thern the next best song **** me like you mean it came to my head. if you know this Kudos to you. ;)
dugumit 0
to save his embarressment? more like to cover his prick attitude. was being pushed hard enough to trip not a big enough sign for you? maybe the black eye next time will be.
kaylalay91 0
wow... that's so not cool... sounds like an asshole if you ask me