Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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L0lCney 0
He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
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GermanKat 1
er-what??
venusvsmars 2
what a creep.
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Comments (223)
Cloeeewashere 8
Why do you like this guy?
skittles_fairy07 4
Okay, I think what happened was he pushed her over... But then to cover his ass, he "pretended to rape her" so maybe it wouldn't look like he pushed her... Or something... I'm still not sure.
Kiyaralovestolol 14
Sounds like a major loser
lululatenight 28
Well that escalated quickly. Explain to me how that would SAVE him from embarrassment????
jessherself13 21
I hope you don't like him anymore, he sounds like a total creep. Who pretends to rape someone? He sounds disturbed.
delude 26
Yes, pretending to rape you would definitely save his embarrassment
cwl727 33
So I understand why he pushed you. I think he pushed you away because he didn't want a hug, but I don't understand the rest at all.
Nuparu_Mercer 5
How do you "pretend rape" someone?
BROMAN600 4
How would rape save embarrassment?
4FukSake 12
WHAT A LOSER XD