FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
C.Neyy United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML

223

L0lCney tells us more.

L0lCney 0

He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Top comments

GermanKat 1

er-what??

venusvsmars 2

what a creep.

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Sign in Create my account

Comments (223)

teeni_scorpio 0

....... and WHY do u like him?

bambiibaby 0

Actually... Its "stop! right there! You're in my private square R-A-P-E get your penis out of me! Rape *clapclapclapclap* rape! *Clapclapclapclap*

T0tallyDan 0

it's not rape if you hit the wall first

dingle1673 0

haha...I wish the OP would push herself onto the couch and read these comments to explain what happened. but yeah, I'm pretty sure this is fake, also

Jazzalyn 10

I'm sorry. I had to lol. I know rape isn't funny. But pretend-rape? Seriously. I'm not even sure how that works...

chrisnsons 2

WIN!

shinrawr 0

Uhh....don't get it...

tessa0594 2

I don't think it was "pretend rape" I think he jokingly started humping her, and messing with her. As if he ment to push her over...

ShadowBitch99 2

1. You liked him, it should'a been good for you. 2. It's not rape if you like it. (and you know you kinda did) 3. If you say surprise it's not rape, it's a gift.