NSFW: Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time...

C.Neyy 21 February 2010, 07:04 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML

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L0lCney 0

21 February 2010, 20:24

He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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GermanKat 1

21 February 2010, 12:25

er-what??

venusvsmars 2

21 February 2010, 12:24

what a creep.

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MongoJZ 2

29 November 2011, 19:25

I mean at least now you know the easiest way to get him in the sack.

texas_girl25 1

25 January 2012, 04:28

He most likely pushed her away from him because he didn't like her and didn't want her touching him. When she hit her head, he probably felt like a dick, so he most likely playfully bent her over the couch and humped her to try and make up for it. The use of the word rape seems way exaggerated. OP sounds like an attention seeker...