Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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L0lCney 0
He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
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GermanKat 1
er-what??
venusvsmars 2
what a creep.
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Comments (223)
Disco_fml 0
it's not rape, just suprise sex.
Menick47 0
Errrrrr? Ummmm? That's just?.... Wired, OP.
darkmis1 18
Uhh......you might want to stay away from him if he thinks that's funny.
rollursk8r 0
aw come on. it's not like he raped you. he was just trying to get out of awkward situation. idk
darkmis1 18
Wouldn't that just make it more akward?
piinkbunnii 1
Well you knew this was his kind of foreplay!!
amazingjane 0
I don't understand??????
xloveforeverxo 0
This is weird...I doubt it's true..
luvmuffin10 0
did you want to have sex with him?!?
skyeyez9 25
Find a new crush, this one is an asshole who has no self control or what personal boundaries are. He was testing his boundaries with you in a sick way. Next time it may be for real.
L0lCney 0
He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
silentxninja 13
How the hell is "fake-raping" supposed to make anything better? Rape is not romantic or funny, it's a serious crime, and I don't understand why people think it's appropriate to use that word in such ways, or why people think that being in situations of that sort are entertaining.