Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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L0lCney 0
He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
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GermanKat 1
er-what??
venusvsmars 2
what a creep.
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carebearwonders 0
R-A-P-E keep that dick away from me
flashback.miss 28
lolz did u spin u round and slobber down your boobies? thats hawt.
Nuahavizu 17
Er.... WHY do you like him? He sounds like a total knight in shining armour >.>
magerlok 0
lol..sounds really awkward
Helloweentonite 0
Are u sure he wasn't serious on the rape part?
upintheorange 5
no no don't touch me there that is my no-no square r-a-p-e r-a-p-e r-a-p-e RAPE!
jerilynski 9
lolol, how do you pretend rape someone. puhlease, that's hilarious.
Jazzalyn 10
I'm actually wondering the same thing. How DO you fake-rape someone?
sexygummybear13 0
what the ****
jezzz111 0
WTF? creep...
voodoopandaa 0
"pretended"