Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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L0lCney 0
He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
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GermanKat 1
er-what??
venusvsmars 2
what a creep.
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Comments (223)
bobman555 0
lol i cant stop laughing XD
tonys_kitten 0
how do you reply on this =[ idk how... but this was funny =]
shadowkiss13 0
wow u sure know how to pick 'em huh?
cytoloopy 1
Jesus if this true never talk to that ****** again
CrossedOut 4
how do you "pretend" to rape someone?
joshskim 0
If I k ow where u lived I will buttrape u and u will like it in a shower
krisgonewild 0
are u sure it was fake rape and y didn't you let him miss like him for 3 yeers
lovinglife12 0
fake rape?? like what did he do to you?
YOULIVETODIE 0
What are you people sheep? One person makes a "rape" joke and the majority of you follow. The OP could have misinterpreted what the person was trying to do, maybe he was trying to make love to her aggressively like they show on hollywood shows/films. I'll leave it at that.
DoomedGemini 38
How about the fact OP WASN'T making a joke out of rape? The guy was. The OP didn't want him to do it, what else do you want her to call it? Fake-sex-without-consent?
blnd_girl22 0
STOP! Don't touch me there! These are my NO-NO squares! R-A-P-E, PLEASE don't stick your dick in me! Now that's how it goes :)