Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I looked at the Facebook page of the girl I really liked, and I saw that she'd written on her friend's wall, "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
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Top comments
Christel239 5
Wow. That sucks, even more so if you still really care for her and that wasn't just a fling for you.
MetalxSoldier 26
She's probably just confused. Maybe she is just worried about how you feel about her. Women don't like to feel used. So if you really like her, prove her status wrong. (;
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Comments (133)
hyden121 2
Don't read into it too much. Enjoy it while you can and be as wild and crazy as you want.
ajeppsen 25
Maybe it wasn't about you
corleon198425 22
At least you got some ninja why complain her loss is another womans gain and plus if she hooked up with you again it couldn't be THAT bad
iwishicould 7
Maybe she didn't just want to hook up or maybe she was really frying to get over you. It proably isn't because she dislikes you or anything.
wobbledewobble 6
hmm, maybe the mistake was about something elsee..or about leaving
Ray_of_midnight 23
I think you made one too. Hooking up with your ex is generally a bad idea, unless you're truly committed to getting back together, fixing your various issues and actually making another go at the relationship.
lyssa_jean 7
you should have changed your status to, " Eh, I give it a two..."
DogsPaw 16
Maybe the mistake was her leaving the residence and not thinking up a clever way to invite herself back in? You must think positive. ;)
SoultheWolf 19
I have no idea why you guys broke up the first time, but seeing has how she's willing to put that on FB right after being with you, she seems like someone who doesn't deserve you. I hope you dump her ass and find a better girlfriend.
angelinaanimerg 7
Lol. The first thing she does is post it on fb