Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I looked at the Facebook page of the girl I really liked, and I saw that she'd written on her friend's wall, "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
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Christel239 5
Wow. That sucks, even more so if you still really care for her and that wasn't just a fling for you.
MetalxSoldier 26
She's probably just confused. Maybe she is just worried about how you feel about her. Women don't like to feel used. So if you really like her, prove her status wrong. (;
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Comments (133)
Dcm210 19
so comment on that.
desireev 18
YDI for hooking up with her despite your feelings for her. Hooking up with her while you don't have any feelings for her makes you look like the asshole. Maybe you not having the same feelings for her, but sleeping with her anyway, might be the reason for her Facebook status. She might have picked up on the 'booty-call' vibe and realized she made a mistake when she even called you!
omarzrgz 3
Maybe she "booty-called" him? You never know
Shafreeka 8
Yup, 43, girls do it just as much as men.
lifeguardd 0
Sorry but it doesn't say anywhere that they slept with eachother. I though the word "hook up" means to kiss and flirt but have sex.. Help?
KyuuketsukiApple 30
65- hook up = sex... usually out of a relationship
Llamacod 11
In all fairness, hookup could be just kissing and making out (if you're 12) and not always having sex. But, I'm pretty sure in this case it would be ******* like bunnies
desireev 18
Although what you're saying could be true, women work a little differently than men. She would not confess her love for him just for a booty call. Women are very serious about their feelings and emotions. And women avoid being embarrassed at all costs. Why would she put her feelings out there and confess her love to him if it was just a booty call? If she was just booty calling him, all she'd have to do is call him. She wouldn't have to tell him her feelings. He would have hooked up with her anyway.
Bullpine 11
It doesn't say he didn't like her.
idoam 8
"Like" it.
CoreyC07 10
Her problem, not yours
micahsmommy 13
Hooking up with exes almost always equals mistake. There is a reason you two broke up and unless you worked that out previously, it will still be an issue.
linkinpark98 24
They're called an EX for a reason.
shroomboy 4
She could have broken up with him.
DomDomxoxo 16
At least she didn't say "a small mistake" (:
desireev 18
Wise words, good friend! Touché!
Jeremy_162 6
Nice!
Complaining 13
Maybe she switched her Salt and Pepper...
ashhxoxo 14
Well, you could have been so amazing she meant she made a big mistake by breaking up with you. :).
geminibby300 0
she said that because she thinks you don't feel the same and she doesn't wanna look like a idiot!!!