Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been staying with my parents while I have time off from school. They got drunk and started an entire family fight because my dad made pizza and my mom is lactose intolerant. She insists my dad did it on purpose because, "he's an asshole and knows I can't eat cheese." FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML
Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, I found out I will always come in second to my new husband's alcoholic parents. FML
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Top comments
cuppycakeslove 20
Put the booze back or else their behavior will be shittier!
deuceswild 13
On the bright side, you now have a lot of booze to yourself.
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Comments (62)
piedpiper303 29
Put it back before they notice, OP.
XUDT72 24
Sounds like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
perdix 31
When drunks are deprived of their alcohol, they are not doing a dance of joy, it's called "the shakes."
biscuitninja 4
Put Xanax in the booze... that should help.
minidrone_fml 11
Thinking of genetic lottery, I would be very worried if I were you (unless you were adopted).
worldclassrager 41
You can't really change their behavior...or there is something going on you don't know about...
juggernaut1346 6
I dis that ince to my father, but instead of him asking me where it went he burst theought the house threatening to kick me and my brothers out on the streets
ShakeDisPlace 10
Yea OP. I know everyone Is telling you to put the booze back, well, you could just drink it and start being a drunk asshole like them and be one big asshole family ! YAY!
caysters 12
If they are alcoholics, hiding their booze is a sure way to make it so much worse. Also, hiding booze for one day will not make them instantly better. My step mom is an alcoholic. Needless to say, she gets incredibly violent and ******* nuts if her booze is gone and she can't get more.
BobbieH 19
You have to be an idiot to assume hiding your alcoholic parents booze would turn out anyway but badly. Your parents would have to go through recovery and make life changes before you'd see any difference in their behavior. YDI