Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML
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Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
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Freeze_fml 17
They play with balls more than you do, apparently.
maskedman 9
I guess now you have to take women's tennis away from, which leads to him teeing off to women's golf, which eventually leads to him polishing his pin to "women's" bowling. The masculine women of women's bowling makes an easy transition into homosexuality which leads to a divorce. Let your husband watch normal **** so that we can put a stop to this.
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Comments (209)
poopypants911 0
win!
love_game911 0
let him watch ****!! there's nothing wrong with it!!! my mom won't let my dad watch **** so when she's out of the house dad goes up to the tv and watches soo much ****!!!! now u might be on ur cycle on that time so he wants to get a little horny when u can't!! let him be and don't treat him like a kid...k??
nintenDX 0
lolerskates!
wiird0 0
if man needs ****, then let him have it! the converse is also true
xxwtfwasthatxx 0
1 you need to grow a sac... if she wasn't pretty why the he'll are they married?
gearsawar2 0
ydi for not letting him watch ****..... jerk
maxxattack 0
from what I hear, his life sucks quite a bit more than yours. FHL
iamtheplatypus 0
this is bullshit guys jerk off all the time it's part if our life. it keeps us happy :)
u_fail_bigtime 0
it betta hav been Sharapova and not williams or sum shit
tearsofabrokenan 0
Let the man watch ****, there are worse things in life. Atleast he isn't out cheating (one would hope) or killing people (one would really hope) YDI