Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML
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Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
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Freeze_fml 17
They play with balls more than you do, apparently.
maskedman 9
I guess now you have to take women's tennis away from, which leads to him teeing off to women's golf, which eventually leads to him polishing his pin to "women's" bowling. The masculine women of women's bowling makes an easy transition into homosexuality which leads to a divorce. Let your husband watch normal **** so that we can put a stop to this.
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Comments (209)
KingreX32 21
don't deny the man his poem. jesus!!!
madgrinchhatter 12
You deserve it for banning ****
Zehla 7
She is not a terrible wife. If a man is satsfied with his relationship he should not need ****. Watching **** is a huge red flag that you just aren't doing it for him anymore. OP, leave him and find a man that only has eyes for you.
Zehla 7
Proof of this: I have a wonderful relationship with my man. I keep him sexually and emotionally satisfied. He never, ever watches ****. Why? He has me. And after 5 years, he still finds me sexy and can't wait for the next romp through the sheets. THAT is the kind of man you want. Not someone who would rather jerk to some other girl than share a hot night with you.
endurancefan212 21
EXACTLY! If you satisfy your man (or woman), they shouldn't need other methods to get the same result. Isn't that why people get married in the first place (at least in my religion, part of the reason why people get married is to avoid the sin of fornication)? A man's wife should be enough to satisfy him, if he's jacking off or watching ****, something's up!
dunicha 20
I keep my husband sexually and emotionally satisfied. I am very satisfied with our sex life as well. And guess what? We both watch ****. Sometimes together. And I'd be willing to bet that rather than your boyfriend never ever watching ****, you've just never ever caught him. People **********. And there's nothing wrong with that.
Akay4 14
You took away a man's ****.He had nothing left to lose but sex and video games.
terecgtza 7
and why in hell won't you let your husband watch ****, I mean, fantasizing is not cheating.
archos58 10
Yeah, you're a ******* bitch. Since when does being married let you censor someone's viewing anything? Self righteous ****.
threer 30
This is sick. I read every comment and no one gives a **** that he's demeaning these people. Women don't ******* ********** to men's tennis so why do you think it's acceptable to ********** to woman's tennis? Take us and our sports seriously and don't demean people who don't wish to be demeaned...
dunicha 20
Are you kidding? Have you seen Roger Federer?
jbrister111 14
sounds like you need to show him some love like you dont see in tennis.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
This is the rudest comment section I have ever read. Why are people demeaning the OP as though she doesn't satisfy her husband enough? Have you ever thought that you kinda sorta DON'T KNOW SHIT about their sex life? OP-that sucks. That really sucks. I think y'all need to have a talk about that.