Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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fossilman 0
Have a heart you harpy.
LinTurk 4
Don't be an ass. We've all had to deal with these types of things but there are tactful ways to go about it... And who has the same seating chart for two years?
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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
A random kind in her class (not a stalker) she was curious about the song and wondering why is this kid making a song about me? So she decided to ask him and listen to it. She found out it was not just any song, but a song about "the love of his life" remember, RANDOM KID IN HER CLASS! She is not shallow, she is creeped out. You say oh I'd love for someone to make a song about me. But in reality you freak the f*ck out if a random kid made a song about you when you barely know them, and they claim they love you.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I'm glad I'm not the only one on OP's side here. Also, I don't think she knew it was a LOVE song that he had written. Hence her curiosity.
whoa_is_failz 6
Dont be a bitch, there arent many guys out there that would do something like that for a girl
IndigoAcrylic 9
Aw! That is so sweet!! You don't deserve it, cold hearted bitch! D:
sarah602 0
He's too good for you anyway!
ohlalala_fml 0
**** u. I hope no one else ever gives u attention. Because u dont deserve it ****!
ohlalala_fml 0
**** u. I hope no one else ever gives u attention. Because u dont deserve it ****!
jbsoftball 0
Wow someones bitchy. That's sweet, you obviously don't deserve him.
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
Having the balls to publicly express his feelings? Yeah, he's such a "freak". /:< Pfft.
yo_bro_hoe 5
YDI! your complaining, really? you say 3 minutes like it's 3 hours! him writing a song about you is one of the sweetest things a guy could do, you don't deserve him! and how is he a freak?
b1gphil 6
how does that make him a freak! grow up.