Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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fossilman 0
Have a heart you harpy.
LinTurk 4
Don't be an ass. We've all had to deal with these types of things but there are tactful ways to go about it... And who has the same seating chart for two years?
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K3707H 0
I wasn't dating her. I had a crush on her and decided to express it through a song.
JinxQuinn 1
That's actually a really sweet thing to do. Not to mention the courage that must've taken. Get a heart and don't complain.
mel1776 0
thats the sweetest thing ever! why are you mad and freaked out?
EvilDave 13
What, you don't want Edward from Twilight?
fromthesuck 8
What are the YDI for. This dude obviously put her on a pedestal that made her uncomfortable, and did it in a way that she has to continue that same discomfort. Isn't that at least a partial definition of creepy? This isn't sweet, it's wrong. Or maybe it's just my way of thinking. But I feel I at least had the courtesy to propose to my wife out of eye and ear shot so she wasn't put in the spot light that this guy put the OP in.
decidedlyvague 11
Math! Creepiness = (Quality of the song)x(The amount of tears he shed)^2/ (His attractiveness)x(How often he talks to OP)
JipvS 15
What the **** are you complaining about? :o
inloveee 0
thats so sweet.
decidedlyvague 11
Also... : I sang an amazing song that got high appraise from everyone in the audience... except the one I wrote it for. My tears of joy at her arrival were soon replaced by despair, as the love of my life's eyes met mine and she scowled. I cannot express regret for my emotions, because I have none, but my only only concern is that she has discovered my true feelings and despises me for it. I have to sit next to this girl for the next two years. FML
Shelberry16 0
wow wuts ur problem that's sweet..