Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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fossilman 0
Have a heart you harpy.
LinTurk 4
Don't be an ass. We've all had to deal with these types of things but there are tactful ways to go about it... And who has the same seating chart for two years?
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Comments (248)
Passion4Makeup 4
Your a bitch. The fact that he had the guts to do that, is great. And you don't even appreciate it, and call him a freak. How could he even like you?
djdumont 0
you stupid asshole, that's such a horrible thingto say. it doesnt matter if hes amazing or creepy as hell, that's sweet.
Beatleguy 3
hey don't be a bitch be greatful
lilmillion22 5
I hope you realize how sweet he is and then he rejects you for being so rude and nasty to him. Idc if he eats worms you shouldn't be so harsh on him. And I hope he does het bill gates rich!!
mama8809 0
Wow don't got to be a beep about that I would love it if some one did that
iZebraBomb 12
Gosh, youre rude.
RetroMom 0
way to be a witch about it. if you don't have feelings for him there's nothing you can do about it but (1) be grateful that someone cares for you like that (2) be respectful of his feelings (3) be clear without being rude /insulting /hurtful towards him - kind but firm. and finally (4) try to not be so arrogant
woodrow68oo 2
::sigh:: Plastics
chugs69 5
what a fag. Your right he is a freak. I feel bad that you have to sit next to him for 2 years
Jamzmeish 0
I wish I met a guy like that you jerk be grateful!