failed dad
Athens, Greece
Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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militaryguy95 12
No bacon? What's wrong with him
Gunman9998 7
Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?
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Comments (251)
MisterGasMoney 16
I'm a vegetarian so...
Lsbnlocs 6
Why the hell would you have failed if he don't want bacon. Wtf!!!!
PengiPou 12
Why should it matter if he likes bacon or not? You couldn't have gone wrong anywhere since taste isn't a learned characteristic, it's inherited. If you are disappointed or resentful of him, then I would think that someone went somewhere wrong with you. YDI
pokerface71 14
This is an FML?
photogfrog 13
Your kid doesn't like bacon? Cry me a river.
Kassidy_Ranee99 2
He doesnt want bacon with his eggs. He wants bacon with his bacon.
drainingyou 11
How did this get through? What's wrong with not liking/wanting bacon????
rivaraven 35
I don't understand this obsession. I don't like bacon either, mostly because of the fat. So there's more bacon for you, eh? Also, if I like strawberries and you don't, then I don't come jumping in your face that you live your life wrong and you should die. For ***** sake, it's just some food, who ******* cares who eats it and who doesn't?
schulzy16 9
I don't really feel this is fml material your kid doesn't like a type of food oh well but some of these comments have made my day lol
callipe 5
Hmmmm, I don't know whether to laugh or cry about all the people getting offended because they don't like bacon, either. Friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your ears-- THIS IS A COMEDY SITE. If every FML here was the worst thing that could possibly happen to a person, why on earth would you be looking at the site?