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failed dad Athens, Greece

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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No bacon? What's wrong with him

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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Where did you go right

HeyImAmy 20

I, personally, love bacon but some people just don't like it. He must have seen a documentary or something about how bacon is made. Not eating bacon is not the end of the world.

Thats not right... Cant do eggs without bacon

good ...more bacon for you...

If he doesn't like bacon he has issues

how is this a fml? maybe he doesn't want to get fat and suffer heart problems. it's not a bad thing to watch your health these days

FroggerForReal 11

Get DNA test. that may answer your predicament

Kill him. Bury him in the backyard. Make a new one and try to do better.

Maybe because bacon and 2 eggs look bad ( .i. )