failed dad
Athens, Greece
Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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militaryguy95 12
No bacon? What's wrong with him
Gunman9998 7
Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?
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Comments (251)
mkcherry 14
If it's the fat try pastured organic bacon. It's expensive so you won't eat as much and much less fatty. Also it isn't made with nitrates and rubbish. Thick cut organic bacon with a little real maple syrup is worthy of a last meal
palestine4life 7
I won't have bacon either. It's a religious belief.
Merylwen 24
It is a "no meat" or a "no pork"? Because you know, turkey bacon is really delicious!
mrningbrd 19
Why is this worthy of being an FML? Get over it, people don't like some things
bdecker109 11
more fore you
sp1ke30 12
I here thy have a good adoption place on 5th street
thespiantess 18
I understand that I'll get seriously thumbed-down but you guys really overestimate bacon. I don't think I've eaten it more than 2 or 3 times in my whole life and I don't even feel the need to.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Where did you go wrong? Well, I guess by teaching your kid nutrition? I don't know, but if you think your life is f*cked because your kid doesn't want bacon, what are you going to do when there's a real problem? Like if he gets on drugs or becomes an alcoholic, or gets some girl pregnant and abandons her or something? Not liking bacon is hardly a catastrophe.
Kaylee_Knudsen 19
I hate bacon too its gross.
Ashleighalfred 14
I think bacon tastes disgusting... Some people just don't like it, so good for him. It's bad for you anyway
IamBeeZz 7
More like **** your son's life, you sound like a bitch of a parent