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failed dad Athens, Greece

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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No bacon? What's wrong with him

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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*sheds a tear*

Get him an exorcist

I really don't care for bacon either. I mean, I'll eat it if I really have to but I'd rather not.

I don't like it either

Danish Bacon & Beer ftw ;) make him try many difrent kinds of bacon, he may have a diffrent favorite then you :)

Wright's bacon is right!

No one should ever deserve that! I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy!

Who gives a ****? This obsession with bacon is retarded. I hope you die of a heart attack you fat ****.

Your son is stupid

I don't like bacon :, ( it breaks my heart.

when exactly did bacon become a trending thing? (of course people have always liked it) but I'm legitimately curious.

91hayek 31

because internet and it gives a kind of masculine identity to guys who need politically correct popular culture items to hang their hats on - BACON! MAN FOOD!.