failed dad
Athens, Greece
Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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militaryguy95 12
No bacon? What's wrong with him
Gunman9998 7
Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?
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Comments (251)
chance456 9
bacon is disgusting
disasterlydeed 26
He is not your son
StuckInDreamland 8
this is when you give your child a lecture and shove bacon in his face... or maybe not
Epickitty58 29
cluelesscher 5
Is this seriously an FML? This site is getting dumber every day
Monochroming 8
I love how I said the same thing but my comment got moderated.
RedPillSucks 33
This is a comedy site. Were you expecting Today I got gang raped by the people at the bar my boyfriend brought me to. He was cheering everyone on. FML.
RusticChick 27
Bacon is LIFE! Joking.. but seriously, who doesn't like bacon?!?!!
el_angelroca 15
The only people who like bacon are the ones who don't know how to cook, cause it's the best tasting thing without much effort, there are better things guys
MzZombicidal 36
Or maybe it's just good food that people like? There are plenty of things that don't require much effort to make but are delicious nonetheless.
huntershadden123 2
I think bacon is a little overrated don't you think?
rocker_chick23 27
My husband doesn't like pork bacon since it's way too greasy. He eats turkey bacon, so try and see if your son will eat turkey bacon
aktail01 10
You have a daughter