failed dad
Athens, Greece
Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Top comments
militaryguy95 12
No bacon? What's wrong with him
Gunman9998 7
Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?
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Comments (251)
DinosaurTacoTime 18
I only eat bacon dipped in syrup. Otherwise I don't usually eat it. I don't really see what's so special about it.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
TAKE HIM TO A SHRINK! THAT'S NOT NORMAL!!!
laden_swallow09 35
This poor soul says he's from Greece. I find that ironic.
coppersmith 13
You are a total failure with a capital F... there should be a law against people like you procreating
Edumcg 24
You did nothing wrong, I think he's just thinking for himself instead of listening to what the media says accepting things like a robot :)
TheSithAssassin 15
I don't like bacon with my eggs either. I separate my food (I'm weird). So when I say no bacon with my eggs I mean put them such that they don't touch and aren't made together. I still love them, just not together. I've tried it, I just don't care for it.
Alchemist_21 26
This is why FML needs a 3rd voting option when it's not a FYL or YDI situation. Maybe something like "Get over it."
Dilwann 27
I've thought that more than once as well.
depressingrage 5
Think of it this way more bacon for you
SparksTheSadie 18
I would be proud if my son didn't want bacon (or any other meat, for that matter). I'm not a fan of it, either.
lovinglylouisx 2
just because he doesn't like bacon doesn't make him or you a faliure... it's a matter of choice.