failed dad
Athens, Greece
Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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militaryguy95 12
No bacon? What's wrong with him
Gunman9998 7
Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?
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Comments (251)
docdann 3
No bacon? That's just wrong.
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Holy crap it's a joke! Some of you take this thing to seriously! Sheesh.
CeCe184 17
That shouldn't be a problem. Maybe he just wasn't in the mood for bacon.
yadeeliz 11
He's an alien. Has to be. Or maybe a reincarnated pig.
dsw144 18
take him to the doctor right now
Aethyn 2
This joke is getting so damn old.
zipson1 7
I used to love bacon just as much as the next person, but I developed a taste aversion to it after getting sick after eating some. It may not have even been the bacon, but being sick in a house with that permeating smell of bacon... Oh god. That might be the reason your son doesn't like it. If not... There might be something wrong.
konstantinos616 17
Have him watch Jim Gaffigan. Maybe that will change his mind.
khaled_almu 13
It's easy no bacon
moehearts 5
Bacon sucks...