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failed dad Athens, Greece

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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No bacon? What's wrong with him

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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Idk therapy might help

This isnt really an fml because there is nothing wrong with not liking bacon and/or being a vegetarian. Personally I LOVE bacon but dont see anything wrong with not liking. I feel bad.for your son. FHL

just when I thought some kids were bad .....

That's just wrong

Sausage? But still no bacon it's a brith defect

Even my vegetarian friend can't go without bacon...

It was a joke!

not a vegetarian then sorry mate

So everyone is just being rude and obsessive over bacon, down voting comments about just not liking a food. Real glad this is an FML.

sandman2118 10

Um...this is stupid, I don't like bacon an that's good because it's not healthy an everyone jumped on the bacon bandwagon so stop

What??? Who doesn't like bacon??