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failed dad Athens, Greece

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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No bacon? What's wrong with him

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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Comments (251)

But.. its Bacon.. Why would anyone turn down Bacon?! >_

football98_fml 20

Im sorry OP, may God put him back on the right track. Amen

I'm not a fan of bacon either. For all of you getting ready to down vote, just think.....that means there is more bacon in the world for you!

I agree with you, I really don't understand why everyone love bacon so much.

Nice save :-)

wow thats backwards

SofaKingPretty 13

Just because your son has different tastes doesn't mean you did something wrong! so what if he doesn't like bacon?

You're obviously one of...them! We're watching you! lol

well I do like bacon lol

Because bacon is the food of the Gods. And to not like it is sacrilege

What the bloody hell are you on about??

Get a new one

I don't get the whole bacon hype. I like bacon just fine, but sausage is where it's at!

Bacon is overrated

RedPillSucks 33

Must be Canadian

MzZombicidal 36

*severely underated, obviously