failed dad
Athens, Greece
Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
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militaryguy95 12
No bacon? What's wrong with him
Gunman9998 7
Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?
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Comments (251)
Cynical_1 26
Omg...he must be an Alien! Quick...somebody call Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones!
cjlerch 29
Your son must die. I'm so sorry.
luverofakatsuki 16
thats a horrible thing to say
VanOBrien 14
His mother didn't feed him a tofu substitute, did she?!
murhaaja 14
And your point is?
what12345 12
There's a bacon shortage currently, so it might turn out to be a good thing for your wallet.
murphy30011 7
All of the people who obsess about bacon are absolute morons
Edumcg 24
and robots that can't think for themselves.
Monochroming 8
How is this a FML...
starlita_fml 15
Jeez, just calm down (or we might think you're 'Murican for loving fat so much). Try offering him prosciutto crudo, that's upper-class version. omnomnomnom
Godsofdracos 15
Hey comrade, Americans aren't the only ones who eat things with fat in it.
lulinator 40
Yeah. We Canadians love our bacon too.
mt631 18
You might be surprised how many Americans eat healthily and exercise. Generalizations, don't make them.
MzZombicidal 36
How would getting a more expensive, upper class bacon help?
disasterlydeed 26
He is not your son
erriiinn 9
Boo-frickety-poo.