Today, I learned that every podcast bro is a fucking liar and a vile hypocrite. Men seem to like me, but the minute I tell them I’m a virgin and saving myself for marriage, suddenly they’re gone faster than a spooked horse. What happened to the low/no body count, huh boys?! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, every girl I’ve dated since high school has falsely accused me and spread rumors of me beating them, and of being an “abusive boyfriend.” This is now my reputation around this city. The one thing they all have in common is they each cheated on me with the type of guy they accuse me of being. FML
Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML
Today, every boyfriend I’ve ever had dumped me because they realised I was serious about saving myself until marriage. I’m now in my late 30s, single, and childless. My sister, whose knickers were up and down like a yo-yo in high school, is happily married with 3 great kids. Religion is for idiots. FML
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML
Today, it seems that my four previous girlfriends all left me because they found better, more attractive, more wealthy, more interesting men. My entire love life feels like I’m the warm up act for the main event of other dudes getting laid. FML
Today, I was at brunch when I heard a table of women laughing loudly and swearing. I went over and politely told them that their language was unattractive and unladylike. They laughed like hyenas and cussed me out until I walked back to my table. At this rate, I’ll never find a decent wife. FML
Today, there is a reason women don’t like self proclaimed “nice guys.” A guy I turned down years ago took pictures from my breast cancer journey and used them as props during his podcast/video to tell his disgusting fans I deserved cancer for rejecting him. FML
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Top comments
Nikki 17
If you’re priding yourself on low/no body count then that’s your problem, decent people don’t **** shame and shouldn’t care about that
maverick83 15
They're probably out there. But be warned, there's a huge overlap between guys who explicitly want "no body count" and guys who see you as their property. I wouldn't turn a girl away for wanting to wait, myself, though while 100% monogamous and committed, I'm not a fan of marriage. I see it as silly and unnecessary. People are diverse, with differing views, values, goals, and preferences. Try to tailor your approach to what you're looking for, and be patient.
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FluffythePink 23
Do you really want to get into a relationship with that sort of guy? You're trolling for love in Andrew Taint territory. You're better off looking for someone religious where that's an actually valued attribute.
angus 17
Test drive before you buy…. Also, you need to grow up. Nobody wants to be messing about with your weird issues
Nikki 17
If you’re priding yourself on low/no body count then that’s your problem, decent people don’t **** shame and shouldn’t care about that
Wadlaen 24
I'm a 35 year old man and I'm also a virgin, mainly because I am saving myself for marriage too, and I appreciate women of the same caliber, who actually look at sex as something special that should be between one man and one woman. I also know several women who have become single moms because they did not have that view on sex, and have experienced the consequences of that.
BurnInDemonFire 39
With such a flawed outlook on life I hope you're prepared to die a virgin.
Underscore_foo 5
Podcast bros are your type, and you’re surprised that they’re misogynists that dislike women no matter what their body count is. Everyday must feel like a school day for you
maverick83 15
They're probably out there. But be warned, there's a huge overlap between guys who explicitly want "no body count" and guys who see you as their property. I wouldn't turn a girl away for wanting to wait, myself, though while 100% monogamous and committed, I'm not a fan of marriage. I see it as silly and unnecessary. People are diverse, with differing views, values, goals, and preferences. Try to tailor your approach to what you're looking for, and be patient.
angeleyes0724 10
Thank you for being the ONLY voice of reason in these comments. I cannot understand all the hate just because someone makes a different choice than them.
haydenhades 21
It seems like your personality is your own form of birth control girly
Brightside86 31
I wonder how old OP is. If they're 16 then sure, wait for marriage find that special someone. If they're 30 then, they'll really have to dig for people willing to wait.
kebarringer 14
This is not right by no means, but they probably think, she isn't gonna put out unless I marry her. They want the milk without buying the cow as my aunt always said. To them you're a tease. Good Luck!!