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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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BRIDESHEAD 0
Oh well, she probably used the non bristle end, don't worry about it.
novellover63 0
Dude. I like the way you think. :D
livin_leqacyxOx 0
No offense but your sister is seriously ****** up; that's extrmemly disgusting. Eww. Get a new toothbrush and NEVER use those electric ones, or tell your sister to get her own. That's..... horrible. omg.
dahliabee 0
oh god... that sucks. i'm sorry dude. i hope you got a new toothbrush!! :)
GodofRandom 0
1). Take the toothbrush and beat her over the head with it. 2). Threaten to tell the parents to make her buy a new toothbrush. Electrics ain't cheap. 3). Use post #6.
Smorf 0
Hahahahaha! That's an awesome evil plan. Bravo!
hiyaimmegz 0
eewewewewew what kind of sister does that? she should've at least bought her own :P
MasterModeraor 0
so you took your dog around her block and had some animal incest while you shoved your electirc toothbrush up her ass? damn... kids these days....
MasterModeraor 0
Looks like you have some damn good smelling breath from now on
Regenbogen 0
#57, ouchie! i feel pain just thinking about it XD