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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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DesireeGray 0
Hmm.. Wonder how many times she's done that before? "Them batteries went quickly..." XD
acranine11 0
#372 really?? wouldn't buying a new tooth brush be a little more peaceful?
rachhXO 0
epicccc. thats soo gross. move out of your house. and buy a new toothbrush, k?
Diagon_Blix 0
marvelous idea XD
Somebody52 0
BRILLIANT!!! *claps* lol Loove it!!
Diagon_Blix 0
The libido is in full swing here...
skiz_fml 0
Now that FML has the new update, we all know that the OP is a chick. lol I always thought it was a guy too
spitball1074 2
haha. just saw that too T_T
CandyLolita 0
...Sister.
Alice_Cullen7 0
Oh emm gee, if she did hat before... don't use that toothbrush. Ever. Dont even touch it she is such a f!cking b!tch!
ineedashutup 0
did you hear her?