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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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EmoKid01 0

is she hot and sexy if so i would not care and thats one way to get me to brush myy teeth with no tooth paste everyday.... lol jk

why the toothbrush though even if it is electric it doesn't have that much of a kick >.>

which end? if she used the non-brush end shouldn't it be alright? although u'd still be touching something that was in your sister's vag, at least u aren't brushing your teeth with that end...

I'm with #6

That just makes me wonder how many OTHER times she used your toothbrush to stick it up herself? Your hands will never be the same.

@ #80 WUT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? Wow... So he's gonna bone his sister?? Nice...

OP is female

yumyumshisha 0

That couldn't have been the first time she used your toothbrush...

tokimi17 0

haha. way to go! xD

swiperluck 0

oh bro that is nasty

Oh man, thats sick. Make her get you a new toothbrush.