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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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Summer_Girl567 0
I would've laughed my ass off if it was my sister. And EW! Im pretty sure your scarred right? D: Its ok, I heard my grandpa doing it before ..lmfao It doesn't sound good!!
gonnaworkmagic 0
Sorry, but I kinda got happy at that...
BerzerkzMushroom 2
an easier way to get some payback is if he would buy a new normal toothbrush , show it to his sister and say " finally got a new toothbrush . i've been using the old one to brush the dog's asshole any time it got too foul for some time now."
signupsheetfail 0
Was it one of the toothbrushes that also plays music when it's turned on. Because that would just make this ten times better. still, fytoothbrush'slife
MizzCarmellXo 0
wow. your sister is disgusting. I would be pissed.
YungMarlon23 0
I'd imagine a new tooth brush was bought pretty soon.
chroniclesofacid 0
I think she got that idea from the movie 8 days a week hahahahahahaha
tedsheckler 0
well, at least now you know it wasn't fish-flavored toothpaste...
Uh_OhLmao 0
Take a shit on her bed and wipe ur ass with her clothes
minnerxx3 0
maybe you should just buy her vibrator so she doesnt have to use it... ewwwww. ugh. im sorry. i think i would have beat the hell out of her when i saw her.