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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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jadekp314 0
You should have bought her the vibrater after all..
cheesypoofs_fml 0
i know really, doesnt anyone ever read who the FML is by? it says woman by her name lolz
schunyl 0
Whoa, you brushed with that toothbrush...........Shit...................May be ur sister was using it in past too...........
HornyBastardHEHE 0
How do you know that wasnt the first time she did it? HAHA that explains your everlasting stinky breath. lmFao FYL BITCH
HornyBastardHEHE 0
Uhmm like THAT would solve the problem, you'd deff. make for a great counselor mama keep it up!
pbstat011 0
LMAO that made my day
GripeApe 0
Too friggin' funny (since I'm not you) ... As others have suggested, get yourself a new toothbrush - and give her the old one ...
Rayman1110 0
****** dentata XD
Vaetrus 0
Dip it in tabasco sauce after your next use.
swedishgirl_fml 0
Use her toothbrush!