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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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der_Jabberwhock 0

Sounds like how McGuyver would get off if he were female. Ya, I don't think I spelled the name right. Oh well.

LMAO this is funny

mangafan_fml 0

if udont want the tooth brush ill have it

wait wouldn't her clit be all scratched up?

You're thinking of the wrong part of the instrument. xD

KoreanGuy 0

wtf dude no thts nasty

KoreanGuy 0

1. ********** in her shampoo bottle 2. ********** in her sock in the morning before she goes to school 3. cum on her hand early in the morning and tickle her face Now thats payback!

OP is female

Just tell her she owes you a toothbrush and a bottle of mouth wash and deltlo

lol tell her to get a ***** if shes under aged get her one and tell her to buy you a knew tooth brush and have sex with ur bf on her bed and make sure he leaves his cum there lol :-p

wtf how is that great dude

for who do u mean u